Well that’s only one of the reasons why I’ve not posted in the last 2 days. The other was that my copy came with its own Plague of Undeath in the box. Thoe guys at Blizzard think of everything for player experience.

Im planning on writing my first impressions soon and also write up how the Death Knight I created will fit into my Characters RP storyline.

I have found one problem though. With installing WotLK, I can no longer find my screenshot folder. It’s not been moved its just now invisible and nothing I’ve done seems to bring it back

Anyway, I hope to have a longer post soon. PS if ya see any Palidins who can cleanse this off me please send them my way, thanks

-Noobie

Noobiewan and Enterprise stepped out of the Aldor Inn into the early morning sunshine. The Innkeeper had informed Noobiewan that a letter was awaiting him in the mailbox at the Aldor Bank and he strolled out to retrieve it. The Aldor Rise was a hive of activity dispite the early hour of the morning. 

“Prep work for todays selection of soldiers Enterprise.” Noobiewan said while watching a group of troops practicing their sword skills. These troops would be soon heading through the portal in the central hall of Shattrath to the Blood Elves font of power, the site of the Sunwell, The island of Quel’Danas.

As Noobiewan passed the troops he silently asked Elune to watch over them. They would need it, he was sure but he could not join the offensive. His guild, The Black Citadel, were concentrating their efforts on breaching the walls of Zul’ Aman and stopping the jungle trolls evil unholy practices. They would soon enough be joining the effort against the Blood Elves. So deep were his thoughts about his guilds current mission that he hadn’t noticed he was at the Aldor Bank already. Enterprise nipped the back of Noobiewan’s leg to get his attention. Suddenly aware where he was, Noobewan shook his head and headed to the mailbox.

Reaching the Mailbox, Noobiewan opened it up to find a letter from home. 

“Well, well Enterprise. It’s a letter from my younger brother.” 

A slight smile came to Noobiewan’s mouth. So his younger brother had finally left the family home and was out to find his place. It was about time and the fact that Noobielite chose to be a Druid was no surprise either. He was always in a dream of some sort out in the woods. 

Noobiewan unpinned the picture attached to the back of the letter and looked at his brother. He recognised the background to be the moonwell at Auberdine. Noobiewan had to admit the facial features were the same but they had always had different styles for hair. 

Showing the picture to Enterprise, Noobiewan said, “I can’t believe what he’s wearing.” He pocketed the letter and the picture and headed out of the Bank. He would be needed over at meeting stone outside Zul Aman back on Azeroth and he still needed to restock his supplies. It would be a busy day but Noobiewan had a smile on his face. 

-End

 

Aloha!

Just a small story today to introduce my Druid character and show how I’m linking him to my Hunter. I’m hoping to expand on the storylines of all my characters as well as the other members of my guild into a great tapestry of a WoW Story. 

It’s been a long time since I’ve done any real storytelling.

Hope to see you again soon

-Noobie

 

 

 

Aloha music lovers!

After the sucess of my previous WoW song spoof Azerothian Rhapsody I began to work on my next masterpiece. Based again on a classic Queen song, I’m hoping that this will be one of the distractions that TJ is asking for for the coming week. Here you are people, Another Boss Bites the Dust.

Another Boss Bites the Dust

(”lets go!”)
Hunter runs speedly down the hall,
With his pet ready to go,
Ain’t no sound but the hiss of Teamspeak,
His crossbow ready to go.
Are you ready,(Hey) Are you ready for this
Are you buffed and ready to begin?
Out of the Boss room, the guildies meet,
Repeat to the sound of the beat: (”Yeah!”)

Another boss bites the dust.
Another boss bites the dust.
And another one’s gone, and another one’s gone
Another boss bites the dust
Hey, We’re gonna clear to you!
Another boss bites the dust

How do you think We’re going to get him down,
Without a Soulstone on?
You took me for every quest that I had,
and kicked them outta my log.
Are you happy?, are you satisfied?
How long can you stand the heat
Out of the Boss room, the guildies meet,
Repeat to the sound of the beat (”look out!”)

Another boss bites the dust
Another boss bites the dust
And another one’s gone, and another one’s gone
Another boss bites the dust
Hey, We’re gonna clear to you!
Another boss bites the dust.

Ragnaros bites the dust!
Kel’Thuzad bites the dust! (”Ow!”)
Nefarian bites the dust! (”hey hey!”)
Onyxia bites the dust!
(heeeeeeyeeeeeeyeeeeeyaaaaa!)

There are plenty of ways you can hurt a Boss
And bring him to the ground
You can tank him
You can kite him
You can treat him bad and loot him
When he’s down

But I’m ready, yes I’m ready for you
I’m standing on my own two feet
Out of the Boss room, the guildies meet,
Repeat to the sound of the beat! (”Yeah!”)

Another boss bites the dust
Another boss bites the dust
And another one’s gone, and another one’s gone
Another boss bites the dust
Hey, We’re gonna clear to you!
Another boss bites the dust!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I enjoy making these up

Love Noobie

They know who they are

Aloha groupies,

A few days ago while on the chatroom (for everyone whose anyone in the WoW-Blog scene) the conversation came about the songs spoofs that have been written and recorded. Now I had a few ideas along those lines in my WoW-Blog notebook, and I was Inspired to finish at least one of them. So I dug it out and put the song on repeat on the iPod and started to write.

This is it. No recording though as I CAN NOT SING!!! Not now, not EVER! Court order. 

But if Anyone want to give it a shot, then please do!

Azerothian Rhapsody

 

Is this a Grulls wipe?

Have I a disconnect?

Caught in a Shatter,

No chance to get out of it.

Open your eyes, run out to the sides and freeze!

 

 

Im just poor noob, I need some healing please,

Because I’m easy come, easy go, I caused a wipe, I have no gold,

Anywhere the raid goes doesn’t really matter to me, to me

 

 

Mama, Just ganked a man,

Put my cursor to his head, then I right clicked, now he’s dead.

Mama, BG had just begun,

But now They’ve gone and thrown victory away.

Mama!, ooh, Didn’t mean to make you /cry,

If I’m not back again this time tomorrow,

Carry on, carry on, ’cause raiding really matters.

 

Today, my time has come,

Sends shivers down my spine, I’ll be tanking all the time

Goodbye, ev’rybody, I’ve got to go,

Gotta leave you all behind to face The Prince.

Mama!, ooh, (Anywhere the raid goes) I don’t want to die,

I sometimes wish I’d never been a warrior at all.

 

I see a little silhouetto of a gnome,

He’s a rogue! He’s a rogue! He will get you with a backstab,

Shadowbolt and lightning, very, very fright’ning to me

(And a blue glow) And a blue glow (And a blue glow) And a blue glow , And a blue glow on my sword

Magnifico 

I’m just a poor noob and nobody wants me

He’s just a poor noob, Ignore his whisper please,

Spare him some loot from the Monastery.

Easy come, easy go, will you let me roll

Raidleader! No, we will not let you roll

(Let him roll!) Raidleader! We will not let you roll

(Let him roll!) Raidleader! We will not let you roll

(Let me roll) Will not let you roll

(Let me roll) Will not let you roll (Let me roll) Ah

No, no, no, no, no, no, no

(Oh mama mia, mama mia) Mama mia, let me roll

Kil’Jaeden, there’s a healer put aside for me!, for me!!, for me!!!

 

 

So you think you can Soulstone, And leave me to fight,

So you think you can heal me then leave me to die

Oh, baby, can’t do this to me, baby,

Just gotta get out, just gotta hearth right outta here.

 

Raiding really matters, Anyone can see,

Raiding really matters,

Raiding really matters to me

 

Anywhere the Raid Goes. . . (Crash of gong!)

(I can’t help imaging a video where the camera pulls away and to the sky at the end there.)

Hope you enjoyed my attempt at a spoof WoW song.

-Noobie

Or something like that…

Aloha!

Not been having a good day today in RL, In game and In my head. And not even reading Sam & Max is helping. However, I have been thinking alittle more about writing down a machinima script. It’s a little story based on the characterization of my fellow officer’s game characters. Dont want to go into details at this time but I will try to have at least the first scene writen and posted here so that people can see. And it gives me something to focus on. Time to stop talking about it and put pen to paper/finger to key.

Have a good weekend.

Love Noobie